The Fashion Police

The Fashion Police

The Fashion Police

Delicately doing a bit of window shopping a couple of years back in one of Italy’s ‘oh so stylish’ little lane methods, I observed that pointy toe stiletto’s were all over. The pattern had actually gotten the much better of me, in spite of how outrageous I looked when the heels got captured in the irregular Italian pavement every time I strolled down the street (which was about every 3 actions).
I think the response lies in the hands of, well, a handful of individuals called ‘Trend Analysts’ AKA The Fashion Police. Their task: to serve and safeguard the industrial interests of style business throughout the world. These ‘pattern experts’ then report back to analysis business, who then go on to combine their findings in market publications and sites for the usage of style business.
I ‘d like to state that style business utilize analysis business due to the fact that they’re lazy, however it’s definitely not the case. They’re simply terrified to make an error (can you think of making 1000 sets of high waisted slim leg denims just to discover that everybody was going for low increase bootleg? This is why we get a minor variation of the pattern style every season; all our designers are going shopping in the exact same shop in London!
Arrangement by pattern experts, contract by market publications, contract by designers, contract in style publications, contract throughout the shops, and lastly, contract by you. Contract produces our style truth. And that’s why we require those wacky style revolutionaries; so we can steel their concepts, make them times a million, and offer the homogenized variation back to you.

I think the response lies in the hands of, well, a handful of individuals called ‘Trend Analysts’ AKA The Fashion Police. These ‘pattern experts’ then report back to analysis business, who then go on to combine their findings in market publications and sites for the usage of style business.
Contract by pattern experts, contract by market publications, arrangement by designers, contract in style publications, arrangement throughout the shops, and lastly, contract by you. Arrangement produces our style truth. And that’s why we require those eccentric style revolutionaries; so we can steel their concepts, make them times a million, and offer the homogenized variation back to you.